Picture This

So, I don't usually get much of a kick making fun of rednecks.  It's just never caught on with me.  For instance, I don't find Jeff Foxworthy that funny.  However, we saw a very interesting ensemble at a restaurant the other day that just made me wonder.  Picture a man, with a orange and fluorescent green tie dye shirt on. Then, a shoulder-length mullet.  Then, a rat tail.  But not just any rat tail.  A braided butt-length one!  With, may I add, some kind of metal things hanging from the end that to me looked like razor blades.  To top it off, he threw on a Nascar Dale Earnheardt jacket that said "The Man" on it.  It was definitely an interesting sight to behold.  I've really never seen a rat tail that long.  But, there's a first time for everything.  It least it was nicely braided in a fishtail pattern.