So, on the way to pick up my hubby from the metro, there's this hold up in the road. I quickly see that the hold up is being caused by a person. A man...a scraggly looking man...a very scraggly drunk looking man who is moseying across the street as if there aren't like 10 cars on either side. He finally gets out of the way and proceeds to pull his pants down as he continues to walk to the bus stop area. His underwear looked at least a month old and had a lovely shade of brown running down the middle. Definitely not hot, bangin', or super sexy (the name of a new song I heard on the radio today).
Then, as we pull up to the house, I notice something near the communal trash can...plastic...plastic in the shape of a torso...plastic in the shape of a female torso with boobs and everything laying on the ground. It's just the front half, like you could place it on the front of yourself like a body-fitting shield. It's probably packaging for something...but what? Do I really want to know? Honestly, the first thing that came to my mind was that it belonged to someone who wanted to be hot bangin' super sexy. Ew. Ideas are welcome on what it is...
As a side note...why doesn't blogger have an underline button in the post creation area? I know how to do it with html, but why isn't there a button like for bold and italics? I actually have two other suggestions for blogger now that I think about it: don't make me log in when posting comments to my own blog. And it would be great if I didn't have to do the verification thingy either. And don't alert me via email when I post a comment to my own blog. I know I just posted one.
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where did this hot bangin' super sexy come from? what are you girls doing at work?
the verification on your own page can be turned off, though i don't know how...but i know i don't have it on mine.
oh, and the underline code is u with the little brackets.
You're one for three on that one, Phil. As I said in my post, Hot Bangin' Super Sexy is the name of a song I heard on the radio today...it was some fun summer dance song thingy. And I know how to underline with html...I used it in the post ;)
I'll definitely look for the option about verification...I didn't bother looking in the first place hehe. But, maybe I'm just not logged in and that's why I have to...
Ha, in my face! If I'm logged in, I obviously don't need to log in and there's no verification thingy...awww, we're 1 for 3 together, Phillip.
in my defense I was scanning quickly and someone talking about a dirty man, I don't really want to read about so I sort glazed over the rest of that paragraph.
This means that I failed to see the underline and where you heard the song from. I know, no real excuse, but if you're going to talk about dirty people, you can't expect me to read.
LOL sorry, next time I see a disheveled looking dirty man pulling his pants down, I'll keep it to myself.
Oh, no, don't keep it to yourself. You just can't expect me to focus when I'm retching in my mouth.
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